Miles Davis The Complete Columbia Album Collection

This will make you a Miles Davis Completest. Sort of.
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Miles Davis The Complete Columbia Album Collection Box Set

So this is being billed as THE Comprehensive Miles Davis Collection. The Columbia Album Box Set conatins 52 Miles albums, recorded 1949 to 1985. Yes, that was FIFTY TWO Miles Davis albums across SEVENTY CD's!

You thought that The Beatles Remastered Box set was big? HA! Miles Davis kept himself very very busy over the course of 33 years worth of Columbia albums.

This is every Miles Davis album, each featuring all the material previously available on the expanded editions released over the last decade. If it's ever been an official releas, it's on here.... and then some. Every album that hasn't already been remastered has been. New and expanded editions with rare or previously unreleased bonus tracks added.

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Open up and say Hell Yeah!

Miles Davis Complete Columbia Box Set Contents

• 52 albums on 70 CDs in mini-LP replica jackets
• Previously Unreleased DVD: Live In Europe ‘67
• 250 page color book featuring 11,000-word biographical essay by Frédéric Goaty, fully annotated discography and complete song index
• Previously unreleased and rare audio on In Paris Festival International De Jazz, Quiet Nights, At Plugged Nickel Chicago, and We Want Miles, in addition to previously released bonus material from past reissues
• First time ever complete audio release of the August 29th, 1970, Isle of Wight festival performance
• Bonus Dvd - Miles Davis Quintet: Wayne Shorter, Herbie Hancock, Ron Carter, Tony Williams / Live In Europe '67 - Only Video Of This Group Ever Commercially Released
• Exclusive Limited Edition Pressing - Limited to this edition - Only manufactured once

The Miles Davis Complete Box Set

What Albums are in the Miles Davis Complete Box Set?

This is supposed to be complete right? If you're going to drop money on this then you want to make sure it's REALLY complete. This super-deluxe Miles Davis Complete Comlumbia box set contains 52 CD and double-CD albums. That's Right, 52 complete albums, 70 CDs. Whoa.

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The COMPLETE MILES DAVIS COLUMBIA ALBUM COLLECTION

Miles Davis Complete Columbia Albums Discography

01. In Paris Festival Int'l De Jazz May, 1949
02. 'Round About Midnight
03. Circle In The Round
04. Miles Ahead
05. Milestones
06. 1958 Miles
07. At Newport 1958
08. Porgy And Bess
09. Jazz At The Plaza
10. Kind Of Blue
11. Sketches Of Spain
12. Directions
13. Someday My Prince Will Come
14. In Person Friday Night At The Blackhawk - San Francisco - Complete
15. In Person Saturday Night At The Blackhawk - San Francisco - Complete
16. At Carnegie Hall
17. Quiet Nights + "Blue Xmas (To Whom It May Concern)" and "Devil May Care"
18. Seven Steps To Heaven
19. In Europe
20. My Funny Valentine
21. "Four" & More
22. Miles In Tokyo
23. Miles In Berlin
24. E.S.P.
25. At Plugged Nickel - Vol. 1 & Vol. 2
26. Miles Smiles
27. Sorcerer
28. Nefertiti
29. Water Babies
30. Miles In The Sky
31. Filles De Kilimanjaro
32. In A Silent Way
33. Bitches Brew
34. Big Fun
35. A Tribute To Jack Johnson
36. Live At The Fillmore East (March 7, 1970): It's About That Time
37. Black Beauty: Miles Davis At Fillmore West
38. At Fillmore
39. # Isle Of Wight
40. Live/Evil
41. On The Corner
42. In Concert
43. Dark Magus
44. Get Up With It
45. Agharta
46. Pangaea
47. The Man With The Horn
48. We Want Miles + 3 bonus tracks from Miles!, Miles!, Miles!
49. Star People
50. Decoy
51. You're Under Arrest
52. Aura

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The Miles Davis Discography

Miles Davis Complete Box Set Artwork

You get all the complete Miles Davis album discography on 70 CDs packaged into this great box featuring the artwork of every single individual album contained in side. Each album is reproduced with it's original cover art and each CD is printed with the replica LP record label.



This is it kids. The ULTIMATE Miles Davis.


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The Beatles Stereo Box Set - Original Recordings Remastered

The Beatles Stereo Box Set Remastered

The Beatles Stereo Box Set

At long last it's here... the The Beatles Stereo Box Set. All the Beatles Original recordings remastered and presented for you in all their special box set glory. Every official Beatles album remastered for your pleasure. YES!!!

How could you go wrong? If you only owned one box set in your entire life, it should be the The Beatles Stereo Box Set Remastered. If before being stranded on a desert island you had the chance to bring one piece of music, grab this box set. This is the ultimate collection of music from the greatest pop rock band in history, ever, PERIOD.

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Every Official Beatles Album is included:

Please Please Me
With The Beatles
A Hard Day's Night
Beatles For Sale
Help!
Rubber Soul
Revolver
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Magical Mystery Tour
The Beatles (White Album)
Yellow Submarine
Abbey Road
Let It Be
Past Masters

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Each CD is carefully and painstakingly put together in a very special 3-border fold-out, which allows the CD to be housed in a slot on the far right-hand side (except for the double discs, which have their CDs fitted inside the packaging). Each title also comes with a special CD booklet containg many unreleased photographs that represent the time when each album was originally released, plus well-written liner notes (including the original notes from the first 4 albums).

There are also the Beatles mini-documentaries

Each segment features audio comments from The Beatles themselves along with George Martin. This DVD gives a fascinating insight into why these classic albums have stood the test of time so well, and continue to be so popular, even into the 21st century.

The Beatles Stereo Box Set is remastered by Guy Massey, Steve Rooke, Sam Okell with Paul Hicks and Sean Magee

It's the ULTIMATE.

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Greatest Band Ever

Ric Flair Beats Hulk Hogan Bloody at Press Conference

Hulk Hogan after Ric Flair press conference attack

Australians Shocked at Pro Wrestling Brawl

Apparently, not only are Australians shocked to learn that Britney Spears lip syncs, but they find it impossible to believe that two pro wrestlers would stage a fight at a press conference for publicity. (Photos and Video Below!)

Come on Australia, just because TMZ said the fight was real doesn't make it so! Check it out, legitimate Australian news organizations were reporting this story and acting like "whoa, was that staged?". This is professional wrestling guys: Of course it's staged! DUH

Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair Press Conference Video





Ric Flair Attacks Hulk Hogan Video

Hulk Hogan Ric Flair Press Conference Fight

Some rivalries just never die. You may think that just because two grown men are almost old enough to join the AARP that they would be willing to let a grudge go.

Not Hogan and Flair. Nearly 20 years after their first bloody feud, the two living icons of professional wrestling are still going at it.

On November 18, 2009 in Sydney, Australia, all bloody hell broke out at the Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair press conference promoting their upcoming match and first Australian tour. It was a brutal unprovoked fight that couldn't possibly have been contained or planned.

To be the man you gotta beat the man

In the words of the reporter there: "Media were stunned as Hogan's head began bleeding profusely and confusion broke out when the veteran wrestling star was unable to get to his feet. Journalists narrowly missed being struck with the table and photographers ducked and weaved as Flair took off his trouser belt and began to whip anyone within range". - Daily Telegraph

The 60 year old Flair left his younger 56 year old rival Hulk Hogan a bloody mess, embarrassing him in front of the media, his best friends The Nasty Boys and the worldwide fans of professional wrestling.

Whatcha gonna do when Ric Flair runs wild on you?

Hulk Hogan vs Ric Flair

All this will be leading into their headlining matches across Australia. As the two biggest stars of wrestling for three decades, they've met before but never settled their differences. Too much bad blood, ego, jealousy and professional rivalry to leave it behind. Too much love for wrestling and it's fans. Too much debt from living fast and furious lives that have included failed marriages and drug abuse.

They don't just want to fight, THEY HAVE TO FIGHT.

And fight they will. No press conference, wrestling ring or referee will be able to keep them apart.

DING-DING-DING!

Hogan vs Flair forever!

DUH

Oh wait, almost forgot:

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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Oba Mao T-Shirt: Obama-mania in China Over the Obama Mao

CLICK HERE to buy the Oba Mao T-ShirtChina's Answer to the Obama "Hope" Poster

The Oba Mao Sensation in China

So of course you've all seen the Obama Hope poster that swept the nation in the summer and fall of 2007. Obama-mania swept the globe and even the carefully government controlled culture of China was not immune.

Those industrious Chinese though remade Obama for their culture though, combining the iconic Chairman Mao image with the Obama Hope image to create a new sensation: Oba Mao.

I think you have to admit it's kind of funny. The irony of a socialist country embracing the alleged socialist American president and then slapping his image on cheap merchandise to sell and make money. Quite American of them in fact.

It's become the hottest selling item on the streets of China, especially to tourists.

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Obama Mania: Not just for Westerners anymore

The Obama Mao Government Crackdown

Just last week you could buy Obama Mao t-shirts, key chains, bags, purses and more from any souvenir shop in Beijing. But suddenly overnight, the Oba Mao shirts disappeared from the racks. What happened?

Well Obama was coming to visit and the Chinese government owed him a favor. You see, just a few weeks ago, the Dali Lama came to visit Washingon DC. You would think that while in town the Dali Lama would visit with the Nobel Peace Prize winning president, just as he visits every US President, right?

If so you thought wrong. For the first time since Reagan was in office, the US President did not meet the Dali Lama. Instead Obama spent the week pretending that the country of Tibet didn't exist. Wouldn't want to upset the Chinese.

You can call it compromise, being a politician, pragmatic leadership, caving to represive regimes, shrewd political maneuvering, diplomacy or whatever you want, I'll let you decide.

Now the Chinese are returning the favor. Wouldn't want to upset the president by giving ammunition to his oppenents who say Obama is a socialist who is embrased by repressive regimes. The Oba Mao t-shirts have been banned by the Chinese governement. A CNN reporter was even detained for possession of the contraband.

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Probably wasn't a good idea though. Just like when the White House tried to ban Fox News or the PMRC tried to ban Ozzy Osbourne, all it did was put a spotlight of publicity on what was trying to be covered up, making it more popular than ever before.

Funny that Obama's oppenents have been working hard to try and portray Obama as a socialist by circulating an image of Obama as the Joker when socialist China was busy selling Obama as Chairman Mao t-shirts.

DUH

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Andy Warhol's Painting of a One Dollar Bill Sells for 43 Million Dollars

This is what a $ilkscreen print of 43 Million Dollar$ Look$ Like

Andy Warhols Strikes Again

Both the real world and the art world were shocked on November 11, 2009 when the painting “200 One Dollar Bills” by Andy Warhol sold at Sotheby's auction house for $43.7 MILLION dollars. A recession may have gripped both the world economy and the art world, but nothing could stop Warhol's money making machine.

Going into the auction, the paintings value was already estimated at an astounding $12 million dollars. Noone predicted that an as yet unknown bidder would emerge willing to spend anything to get his hands on this painting.

Noone except Andy Warhol that is. Andy Warhol had a sense from the very beginning of what subjects would capture the art worlds attention. They were the same things that seemed to fascinate everyone else, including himself: fame, glamor, sex, death, guns, money and consumerism.

Suddenly his painting of money, which began as a simple screen printed copy of a dollar bill printed over and over again, has become possibly his most famous painting. And it's all because of it's outrageous sale price in money. This painting of money has become famous because of the money it is worth, not because of the imagery it displays, which just happens to be money.

Andy Warhol "$9" (detail) - Worth way more than advertised price

Andy Warhol Will Eat Itself

It's been 22 years since his death and Andy Warhol's art has become even more relevant, or perhaps it's just more ubiquitous. Warhol knew about America's pop culture fascination and produced pop culture art from it that was embraced by the art world and eventually the masses. He made mass manufactured images of mass manufactured products which have become mass recognized and mass imitated.

Andy Warhol's art was a product. A product of mass produced products. Andy Warhol himself eventual became a product, a product capable of mass production. Andy Warhol become his art.





The Art World is Awesome

For those of you not in on the secret: The Modern Art World is all about Money. The value of a particular work of art is determined by how much it sells for. Artist should still have good "ideas" theoretically, but the value of craftmanship or even beauty has greatly diminished. The ultimate value of your art is what you can sell it for. Modern superstar artists who understand this, such as Damien Hirst and Jeff Koons have become very successful. They have managed to create a BRAND for themselves, much like brand WARHOL paved the way for, so that whatever they create becomes "art", or in actuallity "valuable". They create money from art, thus justifying it's value as art.

"I can’t wait to get into a position to make really bad art and get away with it. At the moment if I did certain things people would look at it, consider it and then say 'F-off'. But after a while you can get away with things." - Damien Hirst

The key responsibility of the artist is to make money. Art has no value whether it is a painting, a photo, a bucket of piss or a shark cut in half. If someone won't pay a million dollars for it than it's not art, at least not according to the museums and "art world". The need for art to "move" people or to cause them to "reflect on an idea" are outdated.

Art reflects life. Life reflects art. Life is Money. Art is Money.

Money is Art

DUH

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(The views expressed do not necessarily reflect that I think Art is dead or that Andy Warhol is a fake or that money is the root of all evil. Actually I quite like Art, Warhol & Money. All I'm saying is that sometimes the art world makes me go "Duh")

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Sesame Street Part of the Liberal Media Conspiracy?

Here's your proof

Sesame Street "Trashes" Fox News

Yet another controversy has arisen from the world of public television. Sesame Street is loved by children and parents across America but hated by some conservatives because it's on PBS. PBS is considered by some to be part of the vast left wing media conspiracy which is funded by our tax dollars to promote the liberal agenda.

Whether it's Mr Rogers and his "your special just the way you are" liberal feel goodery, Frontline questioning the reasons behind the Iraq War or Bill Moyers and his left wing liberal bias, some Republicans just hate PBS. They just found another reason.

Here is the latest controversy that's getting some people worked up: Oscar the Grouch making a joke about "Pox News":

Sesame Street Fox News Video

Get it? "From now on I'm watching Pox News - Now there's a trashy news show!" Pox News = Fox News! They clearly made a joke which sullies the reputation of the Fair and Balanced network. They're programming the children of America with their socialist agenda!





Of course, they kind of trash CNN by calling the GNN (The Garbage News Network) as well, but that's overlooked. So is the fact that most kids would never understand the joke. Also you have to overlook that this is a children's tv show that's strictly for amusement, not an actual news or opinion program.

You also have to overlook the fact that it's .... wait for it.... A JOKE!!!

What, can't take a joke people? It's a JOKE. It's a PARODY! Sometimes a joke is just a joke, not a part of some greater conspiracy.

Now if you want to get worked up over something, how about Obama trying to ban Fox News from the White House. Now that's a STORY. Can you imagine if Bush had banned CNBC, CNN or the Huffington Post from the White House?

The Sesame Street - Fox News controversy is a joke, and not really a bigger story than when conservatives got worked up because of the urban legend that Cookie Monster had been replaced by the vegetable monster. Someone at my work even sent me an email about that one. Thing is, it's not true. All you have to do is you know, watch the show to find out.

Now that was funny, just like most urban legends are. I also think it's funny that some people insist that Bert and Ernie are gay or that Sesame Street promotes the "gay agenda". Bert and Ernie are based off of "The Odd Couple", that's all. Just a simple case of parody. Haven't you ever heard of two guys living together before? It's called roommates and it's a great way to save money on rent.

Sesame Street is Gay?

Here's your proof

Some people are just READING WAY TOO MUCH INTO THIS. It's a kids show.

DUH

No Ceilings Mix Tape Download a Hit for Lil Wayne on His Way to the Joint

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Lil Wayne No Ceilings Mix Tape A Hit

Lil Wayne's No Ceilings Mix Tape has quickly become a hit download mix tape, garnering much publicity for the rapper just a couple months before his jail sentence. Lil Wayne will spend a year in prison in a plea deal for a 2007 gun posession charge in New York City. So what to rappers love more: Guns, Mix Tapes or Money?

For his fans, it's another great new Lil Wayne Mix Tape. Why did Lil Wayne decide to release a mix tape rather than a proper album?

"I don't like to do real songs on there, 'cause the producers be wanting their money," he told DJ Scoob Doo about beat jacking. "So I just do sh-- that's already out. It's easier. N---as be like, 'You killed that n---a on his own song.' That's not the intentions. No, I did not kill nobody on their song. I like the song. That's why I liked it. I didn't kill them. I ain't even rapping like them. I killed their song though." - Lil Wayne to MTV.com

Get it?

No Ceilings Mixtape dropped on Halloween. Why was that?

"I'm gonna scare the sh-- out everybody in the muthaf---in' rap game"

Got it?


DUH.

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The Official No Ceilings Mix Tape

There's a lot of versions of the No Ceilings Mix Tape floating around with different track listing and versions. The official No Ceilings has 21 songs but there are several versions with 17 tracks around.

The official No Ceilings Mixtape track listing:

01. Swag Surf
02. Ice Cream
03. D.O.A.
04. Skit (Feat Gudda Gudda)
05. Wasted
06. Watch My Shoes
07. Break Up (Feat Short Dawg & Gudda Gudda)
08. Banned From T.V.
09. Throw It In The Bag
10. That’s All I Have (Feat Tyga & Zipp)
11. Skit (Feat Shanell)
12. Wayne On Me
13. I’m Good (Feat Lucci Lou)
14. Poke Her Face (Feat Jae Millz)
15. Run This Town
16. I Got No Ceilings
17. Skit End
18. No Ceilings (Feat Birdman)
19. Oh Let’s Do It
20. Single
21. Sweet Dreams (Beyonce Feat Nicki Minaj & Lil Wayne)

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The Flaming Lips Embryonic Deluxe Limited Edition CD and DVD

The Flaming Lips Embryonic Deluxe Edition

The Flaming Lips Embryonic Special Deluxe Edition

I'm always a fan of band's limited edition releases, especially ones with special packaging or unique contents. One of my favorite bands The Flaming Lips have an released a special edition for their fans of their 2009 album Embryonic.

So what does the Flaming Lips fan get with their Limited Edition Embryonic album?

• You get the 2 CD set of course.
• You get the Bonus audio DVD of Embryonic in its full dynamic range (96k 24 bit audio that has 256 times more resolution than a standard CD) so you can experience exactly what The Flaming Lips and producer Dave Fridmann hear in the studio.
• You get an exclusive 14" x 28" lithograph featuring the Embryonic cover artwork. A Limited Number of Lithographs Will Be Autographed!
• You get the custom designed packaging by The Flaming Lips and George Salisbury including the a custom "fur" box with booklet of full color art, lyrics and band photos. That's right, you get a soft furry album cover for you sensory pleasure.

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The Flaming Lips Embryonic

The Flaming Lips "Embryonic"

The Flaming Lips "Embryonic" is the exciting new album from the Flaming Lips which features lots of what fans love about the Flaming Lips mixed with a more experimental, darker direction than their last couple albums. No obvious singles here on the whole album, just a whole lot of songs that flow together well in that classic "album" kind of way, meant to be a listening experience from beginning to end.

Best of all... it's a DOUBLE ALBUM. Someone correctly told the Lips that if you're going to be a band for 20+ years then you HAVE to have a double album sometime in your career.

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The Flaming Lips Embryonic Reviews

"No one would have expected the Flaming Lips to return with the most challenging record of their career outside of the eight-channel enforced-happening that is 1997's Zaireeka. Embryonic is an album filled with dark, harsh, and abstract jams, a record with no concessions whatsoever to the fans who had fallen for the Flaming Lips through deserved alt-rock hits like "Do You Realize??" Embryonic sounds more like the work of a young, hungry band intent on psychedelic exploration. And so far, it has been met with an almost uniformly enthusiastic response." - Pitchfork.com

"These psych-rock mystics haven't sounded so off-the-wall since they were Oklahoma acidheads in the Eighties. Most of Embryonic sounds like laid-back echoes of Miles Davis' early-1970s skronk jazz, with distorted funk grooves undercutting pillowy vibraphones and zonked electronics. Despite tons of studio chaff (five songs are fragments named after zodiac signs), a theme emerges, something about keying into the cosmos by relinquishing control. Hippie hokum? Maybe. But the Lips have always been able to subvert pie-eyed whimsy with a sense of homespun beauty, and there's plenty of that here" - Rolling Stone Magazine

Embryonic is a great album that I think Flaming Lips fans will love. This fan does. It's exciting in a way that their last album At War With the Mystics was not. That album was a transition between the Soft Bulletin era and where they are now, which is setting out on another path that's spacier and darker. It has lots of space to be explored, it meanders in a Pink Floydy kind of way before falling back into heavier grooves than we've heard the Lips hit in awhile. It's a rewarding experience for the sonic explorers in the Lips fan base who are open to voyage. - Duh Only

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The Flaming Lips Embryonic Digital EP

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The Flaming Lips Embryonic Deluxe Limited Edition CD/DVD
The Flaming Lips Embryonic Review at Pitchfork.com
The Flaming Lips Embryonic Review at RollingStone.com
Wayne Coyne talks about the making of Embryonic at Pitchfork.com
The Official Website of The Flaming Lips

The Golden Age of Video - Mashup by By Ricardo Autobahn and Diva Schematic

The Golden Age of Video

The Golden Age of Video mashup making the rounds which features clips from: Ghostbusters, The Simposons, South Park, the evening news, Sesame Street, The Godfather, Star Wars, The Prisoner, Seinfeld, Airplane, Dukes of Hazzard, Star Wars, Robocop, Night Rider, 30 Rock, Family Guy, Jaws, Anchorman, Bladerunner, Spinal Tap, Ferris Bueller and much more.

It's three minutes of pop culture junk food for your enjoyment.

DUH


The Golden Age of Video Lyrics

Freaks:
We accept her, one of us. We accept her, one of us.
Gooble gobble, gooble gobble.
We accept her, we accept her.
We accept her, one of us. We accept her, one of us.
Gooble gobble, gooble gobble.
We accept her, we accept her.

Ghostbusters:
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

School of Rock:
I was testing you – and you passed.

The Simpsons:
Dental plan! Lisa needs braces.

South Park:
Be required to fart on a regular basis.

The Godfather:
I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.

Robocop:
Channel 13, eyewitness news!
Robocop, who is he?
Dead or alive, you’re coming with me.

Sesame Street:
In a hurry to be fed, beady eyes and big blue head.

Back to the Future:
I’m telling the truth Doc, you gotta believe me.

The Simpsons:
Why does everything I whip leave me?

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory:
My beautiful chocolate! Candy is dandy.

Silence of the Lambs:
Fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Seinfield:
You can count on Slippery Pete.

Back to the Future:
Suicide will be nice and neat!

A Night at the Museum:
I didn’t build the Panama Canal.

2001, A Space Odyssey:
Open the pod bay doors please, HAL.

Star Wars:
These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.
These aren’t the droids we’re looking for.

The Prisoner:
I am not a number. I am a free man!

Citizen Kane:
Rosebud.

Seinfeld:
To the Idiotmobile!

Knight Rider:
Right away Michael.

The Prisoner:
I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered!

Ghostbusters:
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

On the Waterfront:
You don’t understand, I could’a had class.

Sesame Street:
Round and tasty on a bun.

Rainbow:
Ooh Zippy, look what you’ve done.

Pirates of the Caribbean:
Finally, cast off those lines!

Airplane:
No, I’ve been nervous lots of times.

The Shining:
Red Rum!
What’s the matter honey?

The Dukes of Hazzard:
Just robbed Boss Hogg all of his money!

Ghostbusters:
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

Top Gun:
Writing cheques your body can’t cash.

The Simpsons:
I was elected to lead, not read.

Top Gun:
I feel the need, the need for speed!

Mystery Science Theater 3000:
Watch out for snakes!

The Man Who Knew Too Little:
A good man’s loafer.

Mystery Science Theater 3000:
HQ, my hat looks like a muffin, over.

2010:
My God, it’s full of stars.

The Car:
There was no driver in the car.

Knight Rider:
Right away Michael.

The Dukes of Hazzard:
Well you see I’m in hot pursuit!

30 Rock:
There are only two things I love in this world, everybody and television.

The Simpsons:
The Simpsons!

Family Guy:
Ugh, you must be ’shrooming.

The Moomins:
Wait for me Moomin!

Shaun Micallef:
Cross live to meet the host of that show, Meat Boy.

30 Rock:
I want to go to there.

Ghostbusters:
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

Starsky and Hutch:
An oil tycoon, like a – moustache.

The Naked Gun:
Nice beaver!
I just had it stuffed.

Blow:
I don’t give a shit, close enough.

The Fast Show:
Where’s me washboard?
I’ll get me coat.

Jaws:
You’re gonna need a bigger boat.

Anchorman:
What’d she say?
I think she bought it,

30 Rock:
Suck it monkeys, I’m going corporate!

Cars:
C’mon let’s take a drive.
A drive?

Short Circuit:
Number 5 is alive!

It Couldn’t Happen Here:
It’s only a laugh, no harm done,

Sesame Street:
Pickles, french fries, yum yum yum.

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off:
Bueller, Bueller, Bueller.

Good Morning, Vietnam:
It’s 2 degrees cooler.

Blade Runner:
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long.

This is Spinal Tap:
Six words in the whole song.

[Freaks chorus]

The Prisoner:
You are number 6.

Short Circuit:
Five.

?:
Four, three, two.

The Prisoner:
I am not a number, I am a free man!

Ghostbusters:
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

The Big Lebowsky:
Give me my 20,000 in cash.

Ghostbusters:
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

Back to the Future:
I think you woke up the dead with that blast!

Ghostbusters:
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

Pulp Fiction:
I think fast, I talk fast.

Ghostbusters:
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

Family Guy:
Lois, this is not my Batman glass.

Ghostbusters:
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

[Freaks chorus]

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Swine Flu Survival Kit

Who's Ready for Some Flu Pandemic?


H1N1 Swine Flu is all the rage across the world, from Tokyo to Milan, from Paris to Los Angels. The World Health Organization says the the h1n1 swine flu could become a global pandemic. Are you ready for the swine flu? Not everyone can get the vaccination. Not everyone wants to. Protect yourself and your family with the latest in Swine Flu Kits.





Swine Flu Kits

What's a swine flu kit? The Flu Kit is the latest technology in providing a safety barrier against the spread of infectious disease, flu and h1n1. If there is an outbreak in your area, or a quarantine, your flu kit will provide all the materials for protection yourself from a flu outbreak.

"Even if the odds of contracting swine flu may seem remote, it’s never a bad idea to have preventative emergency supplies on hand" says Lesly Simmons, a spokeswoman for The American Red Cross.

The Classic Flu Facemask Protection

The Recommended Flu Kit by Consumer Reports

The respected independent consumer protection magazine consumer reports recommend the following for anyone wanting to make their own flu protection kit and swine flu preparedness kit.

• Two-week supply of food and water.
• Stock of flu relief medicines including fever reducers (acetaminophen, ibuprofen), Cough and cold medications containing chlorpheniramine, diphenhydramine, oxymetazoline, and pseudoephedrine and lozenges with dyclonine, glycerin, or honey to help ease symptoms.
• Electrolyte drinks, such as Gatorade or Powerade, to keep you hydrated.
• Hand sanitizer with at least 60 percent alcohol, such as Purell, to kill viruses when soap and water aren’t available.
• Surgical masks with an FDA rating of at least N-95 to help prevent spreading the flu. Masks need to be replaced often and disposed of after use.
• at least three days’ worth of nonperishable food
• at least one gallon of water per person, per day
• a first-aid kit that includes any prescription or over-the-counter medications your family might need

Hopefully most of you have this stuff around anyway so that your family is prepared for ANY kind of emergency that could effect your community. Better to be prepared.


Protect Your Family from the Swine Flu by Stocking up on Flu Kit Supplies!

Flu Kit Supplies - Hand Sanitizer, Facemasks, Soap, Medications, Clean Water

Kids Flu Face Mask



Flu Mask for Child

Mickey Mouse Kids Flu Mask



KIMBERLY-CLARK CHILD'S FACE MASK

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